bob pendarvis: song lyrics
brand new pants (from the album JUST ME)
(bob pendarvis)
2007-06-01
music and lyrics by bob
one of the first songs i ever wrote...well, one of the first i ever thought was good enough to finish. some people mistakenly assume i think it's a funny song, perhaps because of all the mocking laughter (courtesy of the dreaded pants themselves). the truth is that discovering your brand new pants don't fit isn't funny. no, not very funny at all...sigh...
another day
another chance
to wear my
brand new pants
i told myself i would
i'm not sure if i should
brand new pants
brand new pants
i can't go on
this way
brand new pants
brand new pants
they mock me (ha ha)
every day
it wasn't very hard
to charge them
on my card
they fit great
at the mall
but now they're
way too small
brand new pants
brand new pants
i can't go on
this way
brand new pants
brand new pants
they mock me (ha ha)
everyday
if i wasn't
really slack
i could always
take them back
or maybe
i'll lose weight
and then they'll
fit just great
brand new pants
brand new pants
i can't go on
this way
brand new pants
brand new pants
they mock me (ha ha)
they mock me (ha ha)
they mock me (ha ha)
they mock me (ha ha)
everyday