bob pendarvis: song lyrics

there really was a millionaire's club and it was located on jekyll island (look it up). of course, i'm pretty sure they didn't bob for gold apples in jewel encrusted tubs, but who knows?

don't you wish you 'd been
a member in good standing
of the millionaire's club?
can you even just imagine
all the rich and famous
elbows to rub?

don't you wish you'd been
a member in good standing
of the millionaire's club?
dining on caviar, filet mignon
duck a l'orange
and all that fancy grub

don't you wish you'd been
a member in good standing
of the millionaire's club?
riding pet elephants
or sailing 'round the islands
in your own private sub

don't you wish you'd been
a member in good standing
of the millionaire's club?
ballroom dancing
and then bobbing for gold apples
in a jewel encrusted tub